techno hula hooping at midnight
so in case no one has noticed, which im sure is totally impossible, i am no longer a member of the southern california community. i am now in the hippie area of capitol hill in seattle for college. because i cannot really give an accurate account of all that has happened, major events shall be accounted for and in no apparent order as well as little fyi tips for those who may join me here.1. i live across from a crack house and whore hotel. my dorm is seperated by a really small parking lot filled with ever changing crap cars and cardboard box houses to a really run down hotel (that rents by the hour i might say) where every single window is closed and every blind drawn, yet almost every light is on.
2. if someone wants to go on an adventure around school in search of fries (if they are from frites go cause they are amazing and thats all they serve in a really dingy hole in the wall german bar like place) GO it is totally worth it cause adventures for fries become group activities that end in parks with swings and a flaming guy that puts on loud techno music and does hula hoop performances.
3. "lost" parties are freaking awesome because its an awesome show and it leads to metaphysical and spirituality discussions after.
4. when you get on the bus, please make sure that if you want the 3 downtown, you dont take the 3 to mardona and end up 45 mins past your destination in the opposite direction with a bus driver that calls you and your friends retards and makes fun of you as he drives back downtown (and almost takes out a telephone pole i might add)
5. tourists are fun. mess with them
6. do not date or hook up (if at all possible, unless they are hardcore hot) with anyone that lives on your floor because you will have to see them all the time, with other people, and they will see you walking down to the shower at 70o am for you 800 am class looking like crap (this hasnt happened to me yet, but i know people it has)
7. my room looks like a gay rainbow shot up, threw up and died. and i love it
8. i went to the lamest techno party of my life in xavier hall. it has all the way as far it was possible to be across campus and i kinda knew it was going to suck, but a bunch of people were goin so i went cause i heard there was cookies involved. we get to the basement and people are walking up the stairs saying that they are moving to party to 424 so we go too and it is a much of chubby asian guys w/ anime listening to old, bad hip hop....i went to watch shes the man.
i posted this on myspace before but i will do it again here..
heather nelson/room 438
914 e. jefferson st
seattle,wa 98122
give me a reason to check my mail box
posted by karmicbacklash @ 7:35 PM
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